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that make it illegal for playing in a sanctioned Magic event)
Creature — Goblin Warrior
Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.