Hobbit Precon - Beorn the Fierce
deck Beorn the Fierce
Aug 12, 2026
Beorn's Bear Necessities 🐻
Welcome to the Shire's most questionable dining experience.
Beorn has one simple rule: if it walks, it can probably be a Bear. 🌳➡️🐻
This deck takes the humble Bear and cranks the ridiculousness all the way up. We're making Bears, turning perfectly respectable creatures into Bears, turning tokens into Bears, and occasionally turning things into Bears that absolutely had no business becoming Bears in the first place.
Ayula keeps the Bears angry. Beorn makes them enormous. Maskwood Nexus asks the important question, "What if EVERYTHING was a Bear?" And Bearscape ensures that even the graveyard isn't safe from our furry uprising.
There are Hobbits, there are treasures, there are counters, there are suspiciously large woodland creatures and somewhere along the way, somebody is definitely going to ask:
"Why is that a Bear?"
The answer is simple:
Because Beorn said so.
Bring your appetite, leave your common sense at the door, and remember:
The simple Bear necessities… are all you need to beat your enemies. 🐻💥
