Roast Mutton - A Tom, Bert, and William Precon
deck Tom, Bert, and William
Aug 11, 2026
Roast Mutton is a Tom, Bert, and William precon built around one simple idea: everything is dinner!
The deck uses oversized creatures with awkward drawbacks, like Hunted Horror, Rotting Regisaur, and Daemogoth Titan, then feeds them to the Trolls to draw huge amounts of cards. Once those creatures hit the graveyard, recursion spells bring them back for second helpings.
The real twist comes when Tom, Bert, and William die and return as a noncreature artifact, representing the Trolls turning to stone at sunrise. Cards like Tough Cookie and Karn, Silver Golem can temporarily bring the statues back to life, while other effects can sacrifice the stone Trolls and let the feast begin again.
A small Food package reinforces the dinner theme without taking over the deck. The goal was to create a flavorful, slightly janky, but functional precon where the mechanics actually tell the story of the Trolls’ disastrous dinner.
