Hobbit Precon - My Pretzels!
deck Gollum, Obsessed Stalker
Aug 16, 2026
"PO-TAY-TOES? It ruins it! Give us My PRETZELS! raw and wriggling!"
Inspiration & Lore ->
Nothing in Middle-earth compares to Gollum’s single-minded obsession with My Precious. In this deck, that same manic drive is transferred to My Pretzels; the Food token engine that fuels the entire game plan.
Samwise can keep his boiled PO-TAY-TOES. Sméagol only wants his snacks "raw and wriggling!" But while these nasty, uncooked treats keep Sméagol thriving, they act as pure poison to everyone else. Every raw snack he hoards, cracks, and shoves down the throat drains your opponents' life force, turning Gollum's stomach-churning diet into a lethal, table-wide venom.
Gameplay Integration ->
Sneaking & Temptation: Gollum drops on Turn 2, using unblockable attacks and Ring temptation to slip past enemy lines and permanently mark every player who enters his cave.
Main-Phase Snacking: In the main phase, Sméagol hoards and sacrifices Food tokens to trigger table-wide life drain and card draw.
End-Step Doubling: On your end step, Gollum’s vicious side takes over—automatically doubling every point of main-phase drain to wipe out your opponents in massive damage bursts.
