SnazzyAzureFighterHerald's Lists

Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator

Aug 11, 2026

Every piece of food you cook comes with treasure, because Bilbo reads contracts. Snacks become mana, mana becomes an army, and dinner becomes an unexpected journey.

Tom, Bert, and William

Aug 11, 2026

Everything is dinner. When your commander dies, he turns to stone. Ygra, Eater of All makes every creature on the battlefield a Food, and Gourmand's Talent does the same to your artifacts. Suddenly Trail of Crumbs, Savvy Hunter, Gyome, Camellia and Killer Service are all happily eating things that were never supposed to be edible. Cauldron Familiar and Witch's Oven are the stewpot. Supper for Spiders scrapes everything that died this turn off the floor and serves it back to you as Food. Tom, Bert, and William are the sac outlet AND the payoff: one mana, eat a creature, draw cards equal to its power. Ygra grows two counters every time a Food hits the graveyard, so the cat you have been fattening all game gets eaten for eight or ten cards. Yargle and Multani is an 18/6 that exists purely to be a very large meal. Psychosis Crawler, Blood Artist and Bastion of Remembrance turn all that gluttony into damage, and Jarad is there if you would rather just throw the leftovers at somebody's face. Best of all: when the trolls die, dawn catches them and they come back as a non-creature artifact — petrified, exactly like the book. The statue keeps right on activating. And with Gourmand's Talent out, the stone trolls are themselves Food. Built around precon price. Bracket 3-ish, no infinite combos, no Game Changers.

Tom, Bert, and William

Aug 11, 2026

Everything is dinner. Ygra, Eater of All makes every creature on the battlefield a Food, and Gourmand's Talent does the same to your artifacts. Suddenly Trail of Crumbs, Savvy Hunter, Gyome, Camellia and Killer Service are all happily eating things that were never supposed to be edible. Cauldron Familiar and Witch's Oven are the stewpot. Supper for Spiders scrapes everything that died this turn off the floor and serves it back to you as Food. Tom, Bert, and William are the sac outlet AND the payoff: one mana, eat a creature, draw cards equal to its power. Ygra grows two counters every time a Food hits the graveyard, so the cat you have been fattening all game gets eaten for eight or ten cards. Yargle and Multani is an 18/6 that exists purely to be a very large meal. Psychosis Crawler, Blood Artist and Bastion of Remembrance turn all that gluttony into damage, and Jarad is there if you would rather just throw the leftovers at somebody's face. Best of all: when the trolls die, dawn catches them and they come back as a non-creature artifact — petrified, exactly like the book. The statue keeps right on activating. And with Gourmand's Talent out, the stone trolls are themselves Food. Built around precon price. Bracket 3-ish, no infinite combos, no Game Changers.