Bag End Liquidation
deck The Notary Hobbits
Aug 12, 2026
Bilbo is presumed dead, and The Notary Hobbits have been hired to settle his estate in this unique mono-green deck! Inventory artifacts, collect tokens, and pool sums of mana as Messrs. Grub, Grub, and Burrowes welcome promising “investors” from Middle-earth and beyond!
The Inventory (Early Game):
Your artifact tokens represent physical relics being cataloged, appraised, and bid on. Drop low-cost Halflings like Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took alongside Tireless Tracker to start filling the board with Food and Clue "lots."
The Locals & The Lawyers (Mid Game):
A busy crowd has shown up to pick over the leftovers. Cast The Notary Hobbits to get three lawyers on the books, then use Jaheira, Friend of the Forest to turn your inventory into immediate mana rocks. Combine with Quest for Renewal or Sting to run the auction block on every single opponent's turn.
The "Out-of-Town" Investors (End Game):
Because your commander generates an ungodly amount of mana, some truly terrifying cosmic entity investors (Artisan of Kozilek, Ulamog's Crusher) have shown up to the Shire legal dispute. Pour your massive assets into a game-ending Sylvan Offering to flood the room, or drop a giant Eldrazi to aggressively “liquidate” your opponents' life totals!
