Burglar Alarm
deck Bilbo, Thief in the Night
Sneak in | Steal Spells.
Time to commit Grand Theft Bilbo!
Do you enjoy casting your opponents’ spells, stealing their artifacts, and pretending this is all perfectly respectable behavior? Then Burglar Alarm is the deck for you. Led by Bilbo, Thief in the Night, this mono-blue heist deck wants you to turn Bilbo sideways, sneak him past blockers, and turn your graveyard into a second hand full of tricks.
Along the way, you’ll raid libraries, pocket artifacts, hijack spells, sign suspicious contracts, and use Treasures to pay for all the off-color nonsense you had no business casting in the first place. Finish the game with stolen bombs, or awaken your pile of honestly acquired artefacts and throw them at your opponents. Cast and discard your tricks early, steal anything that is not nailed down, then use Bilbo to replay your best spells while your growing pile of loot becomes a win condition.
This deck is built to feel like a lost Hobbit precon rather than a fully optimized mono-blue theft deck. Some cards are here because they are efficient, but plenty are here because they tell Bilbo's story: keys, maps, riddles, rings, contracts, suspicious kitchenware, and treasures Bilbo definitely acquired legally. The goal is to give the deck plenty of upgrade paths while keeping the base list flavorful and precon-powered.
